Chapter 32 – AWOE

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Chapter 32

Big brother why did you come back!

Lance spoke in a serious tone. “I forgot my car keys.” He pointed at the black car keys on the coffee table.

Who would believe you ah! Don’t think your father doesn’t know just then you used transformation trick to exchange two objects, and turned the ashtray that was sitting there before into car keys!

Bai YueSheng controlled his temper, turned around, picked up the keys and gave it to him. “Be careful on the road.”

Lance said, “Rest well.”

Bai YueSheng finally sent his fellow through the door.

Actually he knew why Lance had come back. It could only be because Qiu ChangFeng’s question, “You don’t like that guy, right?” Lance didn’t want to hear the answer so he immediately transported out of the car and into the thirteenth floor apartment building and then used “object exchange” magic to create an excuse to interrupt them.

This kind of action made Bai YueSheng want to both laugh and cry.

Thankfully it had successfully helped him change the subject. Bai YueSheng also didn’t want to answer that question. If he said he liked him, then it would be lying to Lance. If he said he didn’t then Qiu ChangFeng would probably be so delighted he would directly rise into the heavens.

To avoid answering it was the best way.

However Bai YueSheng had underestimated his son.

Qiu ChangFeng didn’t have the slightest intention of being derailed. He asked again, “Ah Sheng you don’t like him, is that right?”

Bai YueSheng, “…..”

He didn’t need to speak. In this moment the man that should have been standing in the elevator opened the door again…

Ah Jiu: “It’s a shame that the elevator can cut off mobile signals but is unable to cut off a god’s perception ability.”

Bai YueSheng: “Can I apply to headquarters for a device to block a god’s perception?”

Ah Jiu: “Of course you can, you only need 100000000000 space credits.”

Bai YueSheng: “………………” Go and die!

This time Qiu ChangFeng didn’t wait for Bai YueSheng to speak. He raised his eyebrow and laughed coldly. “What did you forget this time?”

Lance turned his head and his blue eyes were filled with a killing intent.

Qiu ChangFeng wasn’t scared at all. Just then the only reason he didn’t kill him was out of consideration for Bai YueSheng’s feelings.

Bai YueSheng was really scared of these two great gods. He looked at Lance. “What do you need?”

Lance calmly took out the ashtray. “I accidentally took this away.”

Bai YueSheng, “…..” Accidentally my ass. Isn’t this the thing you turned into the car keys just before? It even provided you with another excuse to return.  It really was two birds with one stone, extremely useful ah!

Bai YueSheng curved his lips. “It’s fine. If you like it you can keep it.” You really don’t need to return it.

Lance immediately smiled. He smile so brightly it lit up three corners of the small room. “Ah Sheng are you really giving it to me?”

Bai YueSheng said to Ah Jiu, “Are you sure this is an ashtray? It’s not a ring that was turned into an ashtray right?!”

“…..” Ah Jiu. “It really did turn into a ring…”

Bai YueSheng froze. He looked over and…. ah shibal!!

{T/N: “Ah xi ba”, Chinese transliteration for the Korean phrase “ah shibal” or more correctly “sship-hal” (씹할) that means “ah, fuck!”}

That unremarkable ashtray that no one would have picked up on the side of the street and which probably sold at the supermarket for $9.90 really turned into a sparkling ring with a huge diamond the size of a pigeon egg!

Child, your god powers aren’t supposed to be used like this ah!

After being exchanged for another object now it was directly transformed? Please take pity on it, it’s just an ordinary ashtray!

But quite clearly Lance had already decided to treat it as something closely akin of a sacred relic with a special significance.

Bai YueSheng really didn’t know what to say. Was it too late to ask for it back? Even though it was just an ordinary ashtray but now it was the ashtray which that significance of a ring. Don’t be so “low” ah, this is supposed to be an object representing a confirmation of a relationship.

Qiu ChangFeng couldn’t control himself any longer. “Put it down!”

Lance smiled but didn’t say anything.

Qiu ChangFeng narrowed his eyes. “Didn’t you come to give it back? Just because Ah Sheng said it did you think he was being serious?”

Qiu ChangFeng laughed coldly. “Don’t think so highly of yourself. Do you really think he gave it wholeheartedly to you? He only spoke carelessly. Probably before he also spoke only carelessly to you but you chose to….”

“Stop!” Bai YueSheng had experience with Qiu ChangFeng’s poisoned tongue. If he let him continue then Lance was definitely blacken. If they took out their real power to fight, the world would be turned inside out and where would he go to cry then?

Bai YueSheng knew that in order to make Lance go home he had to sort out the previous question. Otherwise Lance would definitely find a thousand reasons to come back.

He raised his head and looked at Qiu ChangFeng. He directly questioned him back. “How is your business if I like him or not?”

Ah Jiu: “I approve of this response.”

Bai YueSheng: “Learn carefully. EQ is the most important lesson in a human’s life.”

Ah Jiu made a deep hmph sound. “Actually, it should be the most important lesson in a scum shou’s life right?”

Bai YueSheng, “…. Get out!”

But it had to be said that Bai YueSheng’s words were quite clever. Not only had he avoided the question of like or not like, but he also assaulted Qiu ChangFeng’s weak point, making him unable to fight back.

However on this night Qiu ChangFeng had thrown his caution to the wind. Especially that bright sparkly ring really blinded his eyes. Although he knew it was really an ashtray, but he had never received even an ashtray in his life.

So Qiu ChangFeng opened his mouth again. “You didn’t answer my question.”

Bai YueSheng wasn’t scared of him. “Why should I answer you question? What responsibility do I have to do that? Qiu ChangFeng, don’t push me!”

These last three words were already a significant threat.

Qiu ChangFeng thought about Bai YueSheng’s capability for cruelly cutting all ties and finally controlled himself. Back then he didn’t speak to him for a hundred years. A full hundred years. He didn’t glance at him once. He didn’t want to experience those days ever again.

Qiu ChangFeng controlled his emotions, glared sideways at Lance and then turned around and left.

He had finally gotten rid of one. Bai YueSheng’s heart felt like it was sweating. Actually he wasn’t sure if it would work 100%. Qiu ChangFeng couldn’t be judged using a normal person’s logic. Someone who could imprison someone without a word of warning, who knew if he became psychotic what he would do?

But luckily because this fellow probably really wanted to reconcile with him so he controlled himself.

Bai YueSheng looked at Lance. “This time are you sure you haven’t left anything behind or accidentally taken anything?”

Lance had already carefully tucked away that “ring”. “No.”

Bai YueSheng said, “Then good night?”

Lance leaned down extremely fast and pecked him on the lips. “Good night.”

Bai YueSheng could keenly feel that from behind him a blast of chill air as cold as the South Pole was blowing!

Although Qiu ChangFeng had gone back to his room but all of these  guys had 300 or so eyes, the god’s perception was in all directions, nothing could escape their eyes.

Bai YueSheng strenuously sent Lance away to the door and watched him get in the elevator. It wasn’t until he perceived the car driving far away that he finally released a breath of relief and went back to his room.

Qiu ChangFeng had actually locked himself in the guest room.

Bai YueSheng wasn’t in the mood to talk to him. Anyway there was no way to have sex tonight. Lance would definitely use all his power to monitor this space. Bai YueSheng estimated that if he and Qiu ChangFeng so much as took off their clothes then Lance would have already directly killed his way back here.

With a depressed heart Bai YueSheng went back to his room and went to sleep.

The next day he was woken up by a fragrant and delicious scent from outside. It really made him very hungry.

Although when Qiu ChangFeng went crazy he really couldn’t be called a person, when he was normal he was really a perfect lover.

Good looking, good body, with a large and energetic instrument and he could also cook well.

{T/N: Yes instrument as in penis… maybe I should have just put penis. But the Chinese words seemed less crude haha.}

Bai YueSheng slowly got off the bed. He changed his clothes then left the bedroom. Just as he did so he saw the Qiu ChangFeng who came out of the bathroom.

His long hair glistened with water and his upper body was naked. The defined body was extremely seductive, it really was difficult to remain calm!

All men naturally are quite excitable in the morning and to then receive this kind of stimulation, Bai YueSheng really wanted to do him then and there.

But…. he couldn’t.

Qiu ChangFeng glanced at him. “There’s no more toothpaste in the bathroom. Is there an extra tube in the house?”

Bai YueSheng was still half-blinded by his beauty so his reaction was a bit slow. “What?”

Qiu ChangFeng repeated the question. “Is there another tube of toothpaste?”

Bai YueSheng realized what he was being asked. “Yes, there should be.” That wasn’t right ah. He remembered yesterday when he was brushing his teeth there was still half a tube left. How come it was all gone?

Although he felt slightly suspicious but this wasn’t a big deal. Bai YueSheng couldn’t be bothered thinking about it more. He shuffled into the storage compartment to have a look. “Wait a moment, there should be an extra one.”

As he spoke he found a spare one in the box. Bai YueSheng walked back to the bathroom and gave it to Qiu ChangFeng. “Here.”

Qiu ChangFeng suddenly said. “This toothpaste is quite nice. Can you give it to me?”

Bai YueSheng said, “Of course. If you like it then take it.” It was just toothpaste, nothing to quibble over.

And then…

Bai YueSheng could only watch as the moment the round toothpaste touched Qiu ChangFeng’s hand it turned into a sparkling ring with a stone the even larger than a pigeon’s egg….

Qiu Chang Feng smiled. “Thank you. I really like it.”

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