Chapter 9 – A Wave of Exes Came Looking for Me. What to Do?!

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Chapter 9 – Bai YueSheng Was Extremely Worried About The Cute Mother Earth

Bai YueSheng’s heart leapt. His emotions felt like they were about explode and cover the entire planet.

Ah Jiu: “Calm down! Qiu ChangFeng spiritual power is very strong.”

Each had their own strengths. The Galactic Empire’s “sense” could roughly said to be equivalent to the cultivation plane’s spiritual power. Just as Jeremy could easily control the galaxy, Qiu ChangFeng’s power couldn’t be underestimated either.

{T/N: Sorry very difficult to translate. Basically I think it means they are both really powerful although their powers are different but roughly equivalent? They won’t lose to each other.}

If Bai YueSheng was to emit a strong spiritual fluctuation, Qiu ChangFeng would definitely sense it. If he then followed and released his own spiritual sense and discovered Jeremy first… then there would be trouble on endless trouble.

Thank goodness for Ah Jiu’s warning. Bai YueSheng controlled his feelings and brought everything under control.

Ah Jiu added a few more warnings: “You don’t need to get so worked up. I only sensed Jeremy’s presence that’s all. There should be still some distance before he can reach Earth.”

Bai YueSheng detected something behind his words: “Aren’t you restricted from entering the Time and Space Management Bureau? How were you able to discover this?”

Ah Jiu: “I contacted a colleague, he helped me out.”

Bai YueSheng slightly relaxed. Ah Jiu was an old hat, even if his freedom was restricted he still had ways of obtaining information. This has been proven before in the other worlds they travelled to.

Under the present circumstances, before Jeremy reached Earth, there was still a chance to save everything.

He needed to quickly send Qiu ChangFeng back. That way even if Jeremy came there wouldn’t be too many problems.

But the way to send him back…

Ah Jiu: “Congratulations, now you have a legitimate reason to sleep around.”

{T/N: I’m not sure if it has been specifically said in the previous chapters, but it seems like the way to send each of the ex-boyfriends back to their own world is to papapa with them haha ಥ◡ಥ.}

Bai YueSheng: “…” He was speechless.

Ah Jiu: “Anyway I still have some stuff to do, so I’ll be off now.”

Bai YueSheng inquired: “What stuff?”

Ah Jiu sighed deeply: “Well…”

Bai YueSheng: “Is it ‘picking flowers’?”

“Wrong!” Ah Jiu said seriously. “It’s nurturing seedlings.”

Bai YueSheng opened his pretty eyes wide. “Uncle, you finally couldn’t control your animal instincts and ravished a little loli?”

Ah Jiu: “…. get lost!”

Bai YueSheng’s wanted give him a meng smile but… found out that his emoticons package had been deleted.

His mood immediately dropped by 20%, so much regret.

Also Bai YueSheng and Ah Jiu had said a lot of things to each other, but in real time the time that passed was not even a tenth of a second.

He was still sitting in Qiu ChangFeng’s car, speeding towards the school.

Bai YueSheng couldn’t be sure what exact time Jeremy would reach the Earth but he was sure that once he arrived his first action would be to find him. Then Qiu ChangFeng wouldn’t even need to make any preparations because the two of them would directly enter into a fierce battle.

Both of these extremely powerful people, if they were to fight…

Bai YueSheng was extremely worried about the cute mother earth.

So the most important thing right now was to send Qiu ChangFeng away. As for the method? Well he still had vivid memories of the time he had done it previously. And the marks on his body had only faded for a week.

Making up his mind, Bai YueSheng said, “Ah Feng, stop the car.”

Qiu ChangFeng slammed on the breaks, bringing the car to an abrupt stop. He twisted his head around, his handsome brow drawn together in an expression of shock at Bai YueSheng’s words.

Ah Feng… how long had it been since Bai YueSheng had called him this way?

A hundred years. No… even longer. After he had entered the path of demonic cultivation, Bai YueSheng had never again spoken to him in this kind of gentle tone.

At that time when he had re-encountered the Bai YueSheng who had faked his own death, his heart had been consumed with both fear and joy, and it had resulted in him doing many things he could not come back from.

Even now he was still constantly tormented by the desire to lock up the person next to him, so that he could only think of him. But he knew he definitely couldn’t do that because in those twenty years where he had given into that dark desire and imprisoned Bai YueSheng, he had only pushed him further and further away until it had become the vast distance that lay between them now.

If he redo things, he might not be able to break the demonic barrier, at least he wouldn’t do that again.

He definitely wouldn’t… do it again…

Qiu ChangFeng appeared distracted, Bai YueSheng also felt somewhat regretful as he looked at him.

Actually after the two of them had become intimate, Bai YueSheng really did intend to become lovers with Qiu ChangFeng and spend that lifetime together with him properly.

The life of a cultivator is very long and so his mission at that time had a high difficulty rating, which was to obtain a secret manual from that world. That manual was too powerful, several powerful sects had fought over it and its whereabouts was difficult to discover. Even though Bai YueSheng had become a loftly Elder of the Six Major Sect’s Jiu XuanZong, to find the manual was not something he could accomplish easily.

{T/N: My cultivation knowledge is very crap so rough and probably inaccurate translation of all the titles…}

So he could only wait patiently for a chance to complete the mission.

So to have a someone like to accompany him like Qiu ChangFeng who had both such superior looks and strength, even with a personality that was very suitable, then at least he can be said to have lived a worthy life.

That’s why back then Bai YueSheng sincerely wanted to be together with Qiu ChangFeng. However, how could he have anticipated the events that came after?

The two of them were really a cursed and ill-fated pair, Bai YueSheng thought there was no point thinking about it anymore.

The car was stopped by the side of the road. Although it wasn’t at a busy thoroughfare, it wasn’t quiet either. There were people walking to and fro and the car was too eye-catching, so many of them gave it a few extra glances, in their hearts cursing the evils of capitalism.

Bai YueSheng erected a barrier with his hand, making the car invisible to the naked eye. Then he leaned over and kissed Qiu ChangFeng.

It was a lingering kiss with a faint sweet aroma, extremely tender but as soon as their lips touched, a violent heat exploded and flowed into the veins, affecting the limbs until even the brain felt like it was going to explode.

Qiu ChangFeng’s dark eyes were filled with shock: “Ah Sheng…”

Bai YueSheng reached out and pinned him down to the seat, reclining the seat as much back as possible before straddling his legs.

He began to undo the buttons of the shirt…

Qiu ChangFeng’s pupils dilated.

Outside the sun was shining brightly and radiant light slanted in through the windshield, covering the Bai YueSheng’s body with a layer of gold. He looked like a painted God, bathing in a sea of light, something that shouldn’t be touched. But right now his eyes were filled with a tempting expression, it could steal the soul, leaving behind only a fervent dark desire to press him down and do crazy, forbidden things to him.

Bai YueSheng proactively seduced Qiu ChangFeng and consequently he was driven to the point of collapse.

Didn’t he say he’d been abstinent for almost a hundred years?! Then where the hell did he get this stamina from!

The narrow confines of the car were already quite restrictive and Qiu ChangFeng still insisted on doing a number of tricks, Bai YueSheng felt as though his back was going to break.

Luckily the result was a success.

After that monster was finally satisfied, he vanished.

Inside the car only Bai YueSheng was left. He was exhausted but relieved.

The most pitiful thing was that even though he was tired like this, he still had to get out quickly from this luxury car.

Because the car’s owner had disappeared, if he didn’t leave quickly then the ownership of the car would become his! Don’t talk about this car, if he even took home one of the wheels it would be a mission fail!

The “fated to have a hard life” Bai YueSheng cleaned himself up as quickly as possible and got out of the car wearing his crumpled clothing.

A cold wind was blowing and Bai YueSheng was quickly frozen.


Even though they had only been driving for five minutes, it was equivalent to half an hour’s walk to get home. Teacher Bai with aching legs: QAQ!

However he had only been walking for five minutes when he was flagged down.

A sleek black luxury car pulled alongside him and a well-dressed man got out and opened the back door. He said respectfully, “Mr. Bai, please get on.”

(End Chapter)

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I’ll try my best to upload a new chapter tomorrow! Work has been pretty quiet this week so I’ve been sneaking in some translation time.

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14 responses to “Chapter 9 – A Wave of Exes Came Looking for Me. What to Do?!”

  1. Thank u for the translation!! I really appreciate it!
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  2. “It’s nurturing seedlings.” Hm I wonder what Ah Jiu is up to.

    It’s a good thing Bai Yuesheng was able to get rid of Qiu ChangFeng before Jeremy appeared.

    Thanks for translating!

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  3. ok, i just realised the titles.
    [pauses]
    is this the author’s hecking funny bone tingling or??
    my face is getting more wrinkles from laughing, ah!

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